1 00:00:08,629 --> 00:00:10,230 Muldoon, you in here? 2 00:00:10,730 --> 00:00:11,730 Muldoon? 3 00:00:12,050 --> 00:00:14,470 Oh, great acoustics. 4 00:00:14,850 --> 00:00:21,090 In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lions sleep tonight. 5 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:25,270 You 6 00:00:25,270 --> 00:00:32,170 loved 7 00:00:32,170 --> 00:00:34,310 doing that, didn't you? Not as much as that. 8 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:39,140 I saw them. I saw the aliens. 9 00:00:39,420 --> 00:00:42,100 They only have one arm. Took two of them to tie me up. 10 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:44,520 You saw the aliens? No fair. 11 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:46,420 How come I never get to see the aliens? 12 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:47,679 They suck. 13 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:49,720 Listen to me. We got to get out of here. Now untie me. 14 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:50,920 Okay. Hold still. 15 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:54,620 God, 16 00:00:57,660 --> 00:00:58,660 you're beautiful. 17 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:02,500 John, the aliens are coming. Do you think you could keep it in your pants 18 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:03,500 five minutes? 19 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:06,560 I can't help it. 20 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:11,060 The whole time I was tied up, I was thinking of you. 21 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,460 Maybe we should save the rope. 22 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:19,860 Yuck! Cut! 23 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:21,560 What are you doing? The scene wasn't over. 24 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,360 I already have a tongue, thank you. 25 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:25,880 Sybil, cupcake. 26 00:01:26,020 --> 00:01:27,460 We can't be doing this all day long. 27 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:28,680 Buddy, butt face. 28 00:01:29,660 --> 00:01:31,020 I am not a cupcake. 29 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,060 Didn't you like the lines that I gave you? 30 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:36,020 Didn't I write you all that strong, independent chick crap? 31 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,800 Jack, I had to take it when you fired the woman who created this show and 32 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:42,699 this thing. 33 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:45,580 And I had to ignore it when you took cheap pot shots at me in front of the 34 00:01:45,580 --> 00:01:49,120 entire crew. But I draw the line at turning a simple romantic kiss into a 35 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:50,120 culture. 36 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,360 Okay. 37 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:52,900 I'm an actor. 38 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:54,420 I'll act the tongue. 39 00:01:55,140 --> 00:01:56,140 Oh! 40 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:59,960 You are a foul -smelling, disgusting animal. 41 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:02,140 Great! Let's take it from the kiss. 42 00:02:24,490 --> 00:02:28,350 I'm afraid I need to change our dinner reservations from 8 .30 to 8 .37. 43 00:02:28,830 --> 00:02:30,390 Yes, you heard me correctly. 44 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:35,170 I'm sorry my husband feels the need to call you every seven minutes, but his 45 00:02:35,170 --> 00:02:37,550 mother was a high priestess in the Church of Anal Retention. 46 00:02:38,370 --> 00:02:40,270 What? Get out of here. 47 00:02:41,110 --> 00:02:42,370 William's finally asleep. 48 00:02:43,450 --> 00:02:45,870 Kevin gave him chocolate, so he was a little wired. 49 00:02:47,290 --> 00:02:49,730 Aw, baby's first cocoa buzz. 50 00:02:52,190 --> 00:02:53,790 Rachel, it is 8 .22. 51 00:02:58,550 --> 00:03:05,010 I'm coming to the farm, 52 00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:06,910 mother. 53 00:03:08,830 --> 00:03:10,090 Aren't they a cute couple? 54 00:03:10,610 --> 00:03:12,110 Don't you just want to go with them? 55 00:03:14,210 --> 00:03:15,570 Marianne, I think you made too much. 56 00:03:22,420 --> 00:03:26,900 Well, you know, Amy's already upset about having her show taken away from 57 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:31,400 And now that it's becoming popular, she's going to start whining, and we're 58 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,340 going to need enough margarita to hold her head under. 59 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:38,120 Poor Amy. 60 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,400 I don't know why she insisted on watching this with us. 61 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:44,300 There she is. 62 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:46,920 She's going to be all depressed. 63 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:49,560 So I better get this out of my system now. 64 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,140 I'm on television in my own series. 65 00:03:52,380 --> 00:03:53,480 I got every news. 66 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,240 Hi, Amy. 67 00:03:58,700 --> 00:03:59,740 I can do this. 68 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,040 I don't have to give in to negative emotion. 69 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:08,300 It's just a television show that I created and sacrificed everything for 70 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:11,700 then got fired from so that now I have nothing. 71 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,900 Look, Amy Margaritas, dive right in. 72 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:40,040 That used to be different. It used to be, mm -mm, help me, not mm -mm, nice 73 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,040 rack. 74 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,820 You and Jack were equals. Now he's got all the good stuff to play. 75 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:47,460 Oh, now they're back on my legs again. 76 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,100 What was wrong with my breath? 77 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:52,840 They just weren't important to the story. 78 00:05:13,130 --> 00:05:14,130 vine as I live and breathe. 79 00:05:14,650 --> 00:05:18,450 A loom? I met the most adorable salesman today. 80 00:05:19,370 --> 00:05:20,450 Would you like to try? 81 00:05:20,970 --> 00:05:25,810 I would, but I'm a little beat. I spent all day molding beef fat into candles. 82 00:05:27,830 --> 00:05:29,030 Marianne, I need a little advice. 83 00:05:29,610 --> 00:05:30,610 From me? 84 00:05:30,850 --> 00:05:32,630 Oh, good. Come, sit. 85 00:05:33,490 --> 00:05:34,670 Let's chat like girlfriends. 86 00:05:36,430 --> 00:05:39,510 I need to talk to you about my dad's fiancée, Holly. 87 00:05:40,310 --> 00:05:41,650 What do you think of her? 88 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:47,800 I think Holly is attractive, intelligent, vivacious. 89 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:52,120 Yeah, I keep trying to like her, but my hatred keeps getting in the way. Me too. 90 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:53,600 Go on. 91 00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:55,820 I hate what she's doing to my father. 92 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:59,720 I feel like she's trying to change everything about him. How he looks, what 93 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:03,060 thinks. I just came from dinner with them and she actually cancelled his 94 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:06,140 and got him something else. And he just barely picked at it. 95 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:07,500 Maybe he wasn't hungry. 96 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:12,220 Maybe, except that after we dropped Holly off, he drove straight to Jack in 97 00:06:12,220 --> 00:06:13,220 Box. 98 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:16,440 I don't know what to do. It's driving me crazy. I just know if they get married, 99 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:17,560 she'll make him miserable. 100 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,320 So you wanted to disrupt the wedding. 101 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,880 You know, strategically placed rodents can be highly effective. 102 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,980 I know a man who sells them by the sack. 103 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:30,700 Well, as much as I'd like to, I really don't think I should sabotage the 104 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:33,140 wedding. I don't understand, then. Why did you come to me? 105 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,000 Marianne, I'm made of honor. 106 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,880 If I stand up there with them, Dad'll think I'm supporting the marriage. 107 00:06:40,340 --> 00:06:41,340 That's a lie. 108 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:42,740 What does your mother think? 109 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:44,360 I can't ask her. 110 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:48,080 She'll just want to drag everything out in the open and expect everyone to 111 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,280 process their feelings in a healthy, honest way. 112 00:06:51,060 --> 00:06:53,720 Healthy and honest is not going to work here. That's why I came to you. 113 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:05,740 Why didn't they call Jack in at 5 .30 in the morning? 114 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:09,140 If he's all tired and puffy, they'll say he looks like Robert Mitchum. 115 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:10,680 But it's different with women. 116 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:14,140 If I come in all tired and puffy, they'll say I look like Robert Mitchum. 117 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:15,819 Come on, girls. 118 00:07:15,820 --> 00:07:18,740 Time's money. Let's get these legs on the road. Two minutes, buddy. I have to 119 00:07:18,740 --> 00:07:19,639 her face and hair. 120 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:20,359 What for? 121 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,300 Nobody's going to see it. Give me that lipstick. 122 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:24,540 I'll show you where the close -up's going to be. 123 00:07:27,340 --> 00:07:29,220 We're ready for our close -up, Mr. DeMille. 124 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:32,280 What's going on here? 125 00:07:32,460 --> 00:07:33,960 Sybil freaked out. We're going to have to hose her off. 126 00:07:35,470 --> 00:07:36,770 Great idea. Make it an episode. 127 00:07:37,030 --> 00:07:40,070 I'm kidnapped by aliens and forced into a wet T -shirt contest. 128 00:07:42,370 --> 00:07:44,010 You're lucky you got a job at all, sugar. 129 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:47,330 You know something, buddy? I'm sick and tired of you talking to my co -star in 130 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:48,330 that degrading manner. 131 00:07:49,930 --> 00:07:52,090 Where's all this coming from? I mean, just this morning you were saying... 132 00:07:52,090 --> 00:07:53,670 That's it. You're fired. 133 00:07:54,130 --> 00:07:55,130 What? 134 00:07:55,530 --> 00:07:58,210 What? You can't fire me. 135 00:07:58,410 --> 00:08:01,830 Yeah? One call to the network, pal. Who do you think's more important, you or 136 00:08:01,830 --> 00:08:03,010 me? All right, Jack. 137 00:08:03,370 --> 00:08:05,050 I was hoping that I wasn't going to have to do this. 138 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:06,550 Please, please don't. 139 00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:10,170 Get off the lot by noon or I call security. 140 00:08:11,370 --> 00:08:12,750 All right, all right, all right. 141 00:08:14,630 --> 00:08:15,990 I'm sorry you had to see that. 142 00:08:16,470 --> 00:08:17,650 I'm not. It was fun. 143 00:08:18,050 --> 00:08:19,270 Do it yourself now. 144 00:08:20,590 --> 00:08:22,090 Okay, I deserve that. 145 00:08:22,450 --> 00:08:26,470 I fired Amy. I undercut your character. I did everything I could to steal the 146 00:08:26,470 --> 00:08:27,890 show. It's no wonder you don't trust me. 147 00:08:28,510 --> 00:08:33,450 I only hope that in time, Sybil, you'll find it in your heart to forgive me. 148 00:08:41,859 --> 00:08:45,040 Yeah, well, it's going to take a little more than giving me everything I want to 149 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,120 get on my good side. 150 00:08:46,420 --> 00:08:53,300 So anyway, this niece of 151 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:58,680 mine in San Francisco doesn't believe her father should be marrying this new 152 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:02,820 woman and really doesn't want to be part of the wedding. 153 00:09:04,490 --> 00:09:07,190 You don't have a niece in San Francisco. Okay, fine. It's Zoe. 154 00:09:07,430 --> 00:09:10,450 Will you stop this relentless interrogation? 155 00:09:11,470 --> 00:09:12,930 What's next, thumbscrews? 156 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:19,810 So, what did you tell her? I told her to talk to you. And, of course, you said, 157 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:23,290 my mother, that wonderful, compassionate wellspring of wisdom, I must run to her 158 00:09:23,290 --> 00:09:24,290 now. 159 00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:25,830 It's like you were in the room. 160 00:09:27,430 --> 00:09:28,470 Okay, I got your message. 161 00:09:28,930 --> 00:09:32,690 Tell me exactly what Buddy looked like when Jack fired him. Like this. 162 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:36,680 Oh, wait, that was me. 163 00:09:39,060 --> 00:09:43,720 Amy, I can understand why Jack got you fired. You were a threat, but why would 164 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:44,699 he fire Buddy? 165 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:47,880 I mean, those two were thicker than fleas on, well, Buddy. 166 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:53,220 Something's up, and I'll bet Buddy knows what it is. Think we can get it out of 167 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:55,960 him? Shouldn't be too hard. There's so little in there. 168 00:09:57,860 --> 00:09:58,980 It's Dom Perignon. 169 00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:00,380 Ooh! 170 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:04,160 A bottle of the best, because you deserve it. Love, Jack. 171 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,940 And speaking of love, Jack. 172 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:08,180 I know, you want his autograph. 173 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:10,480 Autograph, underpants, whatever. 174 00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:17,320 Hey, I've been coming here over six years and not once have you asked for my 175 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:18,320 underpants. 176 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,180 Why, if it isn't Holly. 177 00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:24,200 And Squiggy. 178 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:28,040 I told you this makes me look weird. 179 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:31,380 You don't look weird. You look like Antonio Banderas. 180 00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:39,510 about another thing. 181 00:10:40,010 --> 00:10:41,010 From before. 182 00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:44,130 Ira, I'm glad you're here. I need to talk to you. 183 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:48,830 All of this doesn't concern me. Anyone else need to use the ladies' room? Amy? 184 00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:50,230 I always do. 185 00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:52,730 Holly? 186 00:10:52,950 --> 00:10:54,730 You want me to go to the ladies' room with you? 187 00:10:55,790 --> 00:10:57,630 I'm in. I'm finally in! 188 00:11:00,670 --> 00:11:01,990 Okay, what's this about? 189 00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:04,050 It's about Zoe. 190 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:07,940 and I'm not supposed to know about this, so you can't tell her where you heard 191 00:11:07,940 --> 00:11:10,200 it. Oh, don't tell me. I already know. 192 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:11,980 She's pregnant. 193 00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:13,020 My baby's pregnant? 194 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,160 How could you let this happen? What do you mean, me? Why is Zoe being pregnant 195 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,640 my fault? Oh, Zoe's pregnant. 196 00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:18,860 Oh, my God. 197 00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:22,140 How did you find out? 198 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:25,900 From you. How did you find out? Oh, for crying out loud. I was always not 199 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:26,900 pregnant. 200 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:30,140 Then why did you tell me she is? That's sadistic. 201 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,420 Zoe's having second thoughts about being made of honor. 202 00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:36,060 Really? Why? 203 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:37,500 You better let her tell you. 204 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,980 And remember, you and I never spoke. 205 00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:41,960 I wonder what the problem is. 206 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:43,180 I'll talk to her tonight. 207 00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:45,180 What? 208 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:46,840 I think there's a fly in your hair. 209 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:04,920 buy you beer? 210 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,500 Why, so you can spit in it? 211 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,380 Come on, Seth, you big wimp. 212 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,760 Let that guy blow right by you. 213 00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:19,340 Buddy, I'm sorry about what happened. 214 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,340 I hope it doesn't let bygones be bygones. 215 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:25,700 Yeah, it's easy for you to say, girly girl. I got canned and they're treating 216 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:26,700 you like a queen. 217 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,300 Yeah, it's crazy, isn't it? 218 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,160 Any idea why? 219 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:31,920 Yeah. 220 00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:34,130 Here's what Jack's paying me to keep my mouth shut. 221 00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:35,630 Can you beat that number? 222 00:12:35,890 --> 00:12:36,890 How? 223 00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:40,210 Would it make any difference if I bought you an imported beer? 224 00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:42,430 Oh, let me put this in an imported language. 225 00:12:42,710 --> 00:12:43,710 No way, Jose. 226 00:12:44,870 --> 00:12:47,770 Gee, Jack, 120 million bucks. 227 00:12:47,990 --> 00:12:51,070 What, are we going to have to pass the hat to get you to play a little deed? 228 00:12:52,690 --> 00:12:54,050 Oh, so you're drinking light beer. 229 00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:56,070 Two light beers, please. 230 00:12:56,390 --> 00:12:58,410 Light beer if you want umbrellas in those ladies. 231 00:12:59,550 --> 00:13:01,050 Hey, I don't want to bloat. 232 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,370 He looks kind of rough. 233 00:13:09,150 --> 00:13:10,150 She's a broad. 234 00:13:10,810 --> 00:13:12,070 What are you calling a broad? 235 00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:15,110 Oh, ma 'am, we're not looking for any trouble. 236 00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:17,550 Yeah, what's it to you what I'm drinking anyway? 237 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:19,230 Touchy. 238 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:24,010 Yes, he is, but it's because he was fired. Not just because he's an 239 00:13:24,010 --> 00:13:25,090 loser. Yeah. 240 00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:27,230 Hey. 241 00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:31,590 All I'm saying is a real man drinks to avoid his problems. 242 00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:35,250 Lady, he could drink you under the table. 243 00:13:42,630 --> 00:13:43,950 You're on TV, aren't you? 244 00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:46,910 Uh -huh. 245 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,270 Cheryl Ladd, right? 246 00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:53,190 Sure. 247 00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:56,130 I'd be mighty proud to buy you a beer. 248 00:13:56,510 --> 00:13:59,490 Great. Let's just go right over there and light out. I mean... 249 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:08,450 Shoes 250 00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:09,450 without socks? 251 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,260 when did you start dressing like a Gentile? 252 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:17,420 Holly likes it, but technically without socks I can't be buried in a Jewish 253 00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:18,420 cemetery. 254 00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:23,100 So, I took apart your hair dryer and found the problem. 255 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,260 It's in pieces all over your coffee table. 256 00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:27,180 It'll never work like this. 257 00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:31,060 Dad, 258 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,360 that's your fifth glass of water. 259 00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:34,399 I'm thirsty. 260 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,199 You're nervous. 261 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,340 You always get dehydrated when you're nervous. 262 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,540 I remember when you told me you and Mom were splitting up, you were drinking 263 00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:41,540 from the sprinkler. 264 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,800 What's wrong? 265 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:45,920 Okay. 266 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,820 Zoe, I know you're not really into this whole big wedding thing. 267 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,100 I know it makes you uncomfortable. 268 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,680 How did you find out about this? 269 00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:54,940 Never you mind. 270 00:14:55,760 --> 00:15:00,360 The point is, if you don't want to be in the wedding, you don't have to be. 271 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,840 It's not that I don't want to be in your wedding, Dad. 272 00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:15,500 Holly wants everyone in her bridal party to braid their hair or I'll look like 273 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,540 Pippi Longstocking. 274 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:22,900 No one else is saying anything, so I just felt really awkward complaining 275 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:23,900 it. 276 00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:30,460 Is that all? 277 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,340 Look, you don't have to be afraid to be honest with Holly. 278 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,240 I'll just tell her straight out. 279 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:38,410 My mother thinks the braids are great. That'll be the end of it. 280 00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:40,390 Really? Are you sure? 281 00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:41,890 Absolutely. 282 00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:43,170 Come here. 283 00:15:43,450 --> 00:15:49,090 If there's one thing I know, it's men. 284 00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:53,310 I'm sure if you apologize, he'll take you back. 285 00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,310 You're right. 286 00:15:58,470 --> 00:15:59,830 I'm going to go call him right now. 287 00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:02,090 Thanks for listening, Cheryl. 288 00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:07,990 The dancing was fun. 289 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:42,080 about the deal between Jack and Buddy? I know everything. 290 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,120 And as soon as we get home, I'm going to tell you. 291 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:48,780 And you. 292 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,240 But not you. 293 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:01,340 My mouth feels like I just swallowed sheep. 294 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,640 I can't believe you put yourself through this much pain for me. 295 00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:11,540 Look at you. 296 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:13,700 Your eyes are bloodshot. 297 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,540 Your face is puffy. 298 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,200 You look like Robert Mitchum. 299 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:23,300 So, well, inside my purse is a piece of paper. 300 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,020 Read it to yourself. 301 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:46,890 They ask people what their favorite things are about your show. 302 00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:51,510 Buddy says the network makes all their decisions based on the answers. 303 00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:53,630 Don't scream. 304 00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:57,030 Listen to this. 305 00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:00,890 What about the show Beth held your interest? 306 00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,850 And the answer is, my legs. 307 00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:06,610 Did you hear that, girl? 308 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:15,200 Why, Jack got Buddy fired and paid him to keep quiet. 309 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:20,980 He wanted to get on your good side, just in case you found out, because he knew. 310 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,960 There's no show if my legs walk. 311 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,100 Wow. 312 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,560 Is this strange? 313 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,420 I'm finally the star of the show. 314 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,710 But I'm being exploited as a sex object. Of course, at 46 years old, that's 315 00:18:40,710 --> 00:18:41,710 pretty cool. 316 00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:47,890 On the other hand, I'd like to see him make Robert Redford show his cleavage 317 00:18:47,890 --> 00:18:48,890 wear high heels. 318 00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:51,470 Actually, I'd love to see that. 319 00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:55,830 Oh, look! 320 00:18:55,990 --> 00:18:59,210 My breasts ranked first and third with single men under 40. 321 00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:17,750 Don't yell at Marianne. 322 00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:22,010 I'm the one who told your father. Oh, of course. And that is exactly why I 323 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:25,190 didn't talk to you in the first place. Because I knew you'd tell him, and he'd 324 00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:27,690 come to me, and I'd feel all guilty, and then I'd wind up being in the wedding, 325 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,130 which is exactly what I wanted to avoid. 326 00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:31,090 Temporary blindness. 327 00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:37,710 Zoe, your father made me best man, so I have to be in the wedding, too, and I'm 328 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:41,270 no fan of Holly. Well, then you're just as big a hypocrite as I am. Now, hold on 329 00:19:41,270 --> 00:19:42,270 one minute, young lady. 330 00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:45,550 Your father's a grown -up and has the right to marry whoever he chooses, 331 00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:46,610 we like her or not. 332 00:19:47,210 --> 00:19:49,450 The taste of burnt penny. 333 00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:54,850 That is such crap. You know as well as I do, Dad always picks women who are 334 00:19:54,850 --> 00:19:58,490 totally wrong for him. And you, you who he listens to more than anyone else in 335 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:01,590 the world, you're just going to stand back and let him do it. It's not up to 336 00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:03,470 Zoe. And another thing. 337 00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:06,430 If your father had better taste in women, you wouldn't even... 338 00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:15,270 Oh, Jack, I'm so glad you're here. 339 00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:16,570 What's the big emergency? 340 00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:18,170 There's been an accident. 341 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,830 Oh, my God. 342 00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:26,890 Oh, my God! 343 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:31,530 This can't be happening! How could you do this to me? I can't go back to being 344 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:32,529 personal trainer. 345 00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:33,530 I've had a taste! 346 00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:37,890 Besides, I dumped all my old friends. Nobody will talk to me. 347 00:20:38,810 --> 00:20:39,810 Oh, my God. 348 00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:41,910 I just bought Madonna's old house! 349 00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:58,090 You know, Sybil, you could have just told me you found out about the audience 350 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,210 research. That would have been so direct and honest, you wouldn't have 351 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:02,210 understood. 352 00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:04,910 Relax, Jack. 353 00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:06,970 Nobody believes in that research stuff anyway. 354 00:21:07,730 --> 00:21:08,790 Except for everybody. 355 00:21:10,010 --> 00:21:13,070 Okay, okay, Sybil, you got me. So what happens now? 356 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:14,870 Amy's back on the show. 357 00:21:15,130 --> 00:21:16,690 And my face is back on the screen. 358 00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:20,590 And your tongue is banned from the set. 359 00:21:23,370 --> 00:21:24,370 Anything else? 360 00:21:25,070 --> 00:21:26,070 That's all for me. 361 00:21:31,850 --> 00:21:32,850 Oh, 362 00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:36,290 it's good to be queen. 363 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,770 Well, what do you know? I'm in bed with a couple of movie stars.